I might have to go make another Nutella, Peanut Butter and Banana sandwich…
that sounds truely disgusting
THEY’RE AMAZING. SHUSH YOU.
I’m gonna have to go with Lee, it sounds disgusting. AND YET I WANT.
gallifreyanheart’s name means: 1) Owns a large collection of shota. 2) Hnnnnnnng
cunningflame’s name means: 1) Constantly procrastinating. 2) Slightly homo.
Aha….
ACCURACY, THAR, ANGUS.
SecularWitch’s name means: 1) To be wildly popular! 2) To do shindans all day.
Name-1) A kinda shady guy… 2) Godly.
enviromint’s name means: 1) Actually a homo. 2) To be in despair.
genderTruckery’s name means: 1) To become a magical girl! 2) Useless baggage.
CiaranC14’s name means: 1) Highly suspicious. 2) Futile effort.
Don’t Insult a Man for Getting a Better Job; Paul Lambert We Still Love You
(To anyone reading his who doesn’t like football, it’s not gonna make much sense. Usual service of reblogging gifs and nerdy pictures will resume soon, I promise.)
So Norwich manager Paul Lambert has left Norwich and gone to Villa in the most unsurprising news story of the day, considering he resigned three days ago. Whilst this is upsetting, I’m not shocked at all for him wanting to leave. Let’s face it, what he has accomplished at Norwich has been nothing short of sensational, but how far could he realistically take us? We survived in the Premier League in 12th position, which is fantastic, but the goal (no pun intended) for next season is going to be the same: Survival. And for an ambitious man like Paul Lambert, I can’t see hovering around mid-table for years being a particularly exciting prospect. For Norwich fans, if we can manage it, it’d be fantastic, but if I were Lambert I would want more of a challenge.
Which is why a move to Villa, in some ways, makes a lot of sense. They were a pretty terrible team to watch last season, their financial situation isn’t great, and a lot of their players aren’t playing to their full potential. Sound familiar? It’s like Norwich three seasons ago, except two leagues higher. This is the kind of challenge Paul Lambert will relish, to re-establish Villa as a big Premier League club, get their players playing well as a team and get them going places (namely, Europe).
So what really annoys me, and I think this is a complaint about football fans and their fickle nature in general, not just Norwich fans, is when managers and players get called ‘disloyal’ for wanting a better job. The word has been thrown about in regards to both Paul Lambert and City striker Grant Holt recently, who has expressed his desire to leave Carrow Road because of disagreements with the higher ups (fair enough). Both have been at the club for three years. In any other profession, doctors, bankers, fishmongers, whatever, wanting to leave after three years for a (potentially) better job is perfectly normal, and quite often encouraged. You wouldn’t expect the fishmonger to stay at the same fishmonger shop place all his life just because the customers like him there would you? In the same way, if PL and GH want to leave Norwich City, let them go, but don’t disrespect and insult the men for wanting more money/a better environment in which to work. Instead, remember everything they’ve done for the club and wish them well (except of course when they play against us).
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you bollocking.
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You know you’re British When… You see a bearded Harry Potter in a Deerstalker riding on the Tardis.
I’m confused as to why Navi is there. I’m pretty certain Zelda is Japanese…
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Your childhood with your 45th gif.
Your reaction when you discover your powers with your 89th gif.
legit…
Your childhood with your 45th gif.
Your reaction when you discover your powers with your 89th gif.
What you do when you realize you’re a superhero with your 34th gif.
Show us your reaction to defeating your first enemy with the 13th gif!
Count 10 gifs from the end to show how the public feels about you.
THE AVENGERS
Your reaction to being recruited is your 50th gif.
Two gifs from the end is your reaction when you realize you’re stuck in a plane with a guy who turns into a green rage monster.
The 35th gif is how you feel about Loki imprisoned on the ship-plane thing.
Nick Fury is withholding information. How you feel with your 71st gif.
Captain America is doing his whole patriotic good-boy schtick. React with your 24rd gif!
So apparently a demi-god who is brothers with the bad guy and talks like he wishes he was chilling with Shakespeare is hanging with you guys. React with the 58th gif!
Your reaction when Black Widow tries to make a deal with Loki with your 44th gif!
Your 5th gif shows how you fight when Loki’s people invade your ship!
Your reaction to Phil Coulson’s death with your 119th gif.
Your reaction when Hawkeye is apparently a good guy now with your last gif.
You’re stationed on the ground with Hawkeye, Captain, and Black Widow during the fight for Manhattan! Tell us how you fight with your 39th gif!
Giant whale things pop out of the sky! React with your 37th gif from the end!
It looks like Tony’s gonna die! React with your 100th gif!
Tony wants to go to eat shawarma. React with your third to last gif.
You sent them aliens back where they belong! React with your 61st gif.
Loki captured again! And Thor is apparently taking him and the Tesseract. React with your 149th gif.
React with how you feel eating Shawarma with everybody with your first gif.
So to sum up. Mixed feelings about pretty much everything. Also I fight crime with a pipe.
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Inkblot of the Day #98
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
-Enjoy
It’s an angry bird with a moustache.
I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
what if someone had an actual phobia though
like with people who are arachnaphobic
a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something
#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside
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